My Online Throne Wishlist:
It has adventure gear, lingerie + latex, vintage clothing and toys to spoil me with, and ships directly to me for a ‘convenience fee’. Click the link above to have a peek. If we see each other in person semi-regularly I can send you link/ info to buy direct but I do love getting gifts in the mail!
Items I love receiving in-person:
Medium Roast Coffee Beans (the more ethically sourced the better)
Loose Tea: Milk Oolong, Oolong, Irish Breakfast
Foodie Staples: a nice grassfed butter, small batch honey, a nice bottle of cold-pressed or near raw olive oil, sealed jams/ jellies
Craft Beer: Porter, Lager, Brown Ale, Pilsner, Stout
Mastic Liqueur aka Mastika made from a tree sap, so tasty
Gift Cards: SAIL, MEC, Cheese Boutique, Soma Chocolatier, Art Supply Shops (Deserres, Midoco), Gigis House of Frills
Toy Wishlist 2025 - 2026
Violet Wand from Come As You Are
Padded Bondage Mitts from Priape
XL Cockadile cock - Mr Hankeys (75% soft, metallic, no vac hole, metallic green)
Anal Snake from Sinnovator (43 inches, gold green)
Beautiful Textured Floral Crop
Recycled Inner Tube Flogger
Red Fluffinator Sensory Flogger
Fancy Finger Flogger Set
Toys from Self-Delve
Long slim anal probe from Square Peg toys
Banana Insertable from Self Delve (Curved or Straight if they sell out)
Ball gag (just the ball) from Self Delve
Turquoise Cock from Self Delve
Toys from Pink Cherry.ca
Awesome Textured Cock from PinkCherry
Tire Print Paddle for WAM PinkCherry
Crossbar Nipple Clamps
Metal Clothespin Clamps x 2
Black Nipple Clamps
Magnetic Ball Stretcher/ Weight
Metal Claw Set (1 or 2)
Intriguing glass dildo to fit strap on harnesses
Chastity Cage
Chastity Cage with Urethral Sound
Textured Pegging Dildo
Sparkley Purple Dildo
Rechargeable mini vibrator wand
Melty texture dildo
Triple nub black dildo
Set of pretty butt plugs
Toys from Biotite for my other adventures
The Fire Pit + the works
The 80 Battery ( I have the smaller one and it’s amazing)
Set of Site lites
Colour lights string
Giftcards
—-> Amazon.ca or Etsy GC’s send to gonzogoddess@protonmail.ch
** PLEASE do not put kinky sexy words, or my name in the comments of gift cards. I understand the intent but I can’t accept them if they are super vulgar by vanilla standards
I’m putting together some new outcall/ travel bags in preparation for a bit of a return to touring, but it’s going to take some time to gather the items that I don’t have to round things out. I’m also looking to expand on my medfet toy collection over the next year + expand on my range of sizes of things. As much as I hate fast fashion stuffs Amazon.ca emailed gift cards are very handy for replenishing disposable things I need for playing, and similarly Etsy has a few toys left with my eye on them and a few sexy outfits I’d love to purchase too if that’s an easier way to show your appreciation.
Tasks + SideQuests:
Here’s where I post things that I’m genuinely willing to outsource. I love practical service and practical gifts too- take something mundane off my hands! There was a longer list, but honestly this year I have some pretty solid errand sluts, so it’s been moving along (thank you!):
3D Print Project/ Internet Search: need to make a replacement bit for one of my boots until I can get a proper metal piece made. A small stud that screws/ studs through a cloth boot strap. I can hand off one of the nubs for you to experiment with since, more than one has fallen off. I think the items may be available online in jewelry or maker supply stores as a “finding” if you are very good at searching, I can send an image of the object for you to go on a quest.
Resin/ Wood Seal: I have a round cedar foot bath that still leaks after 3 rounds of resin sealing I did last winter to try to catch what I think is a leak behind a metal ring. The wood will swell and move a bit but should not leak like this. I’d love to have this properly sealed, or get a new one.
Sewing/ Dry Clean Pile: Working on a small pile of clothing items that need new zippers or fixed seams that I don’t need again til fall. Reach out if you’d like to take these items to the right professional for fixing and bring them back to me- for people I’ve met before .
Donation Suggestions:
The following places could use your support, I suggest working one of them into your budget for a month just because:
